DieHardXG2's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Powerfox]

Good!

However, it was too tough. Make it so that you don't get hurt when the horse goes by you. Set it so that only the shurikens can hurt you. Anyways, I wouldn't be surprised if this made it to the front page of NewGrounds!

[Bean Effects]

GREAT!

You gotta make more of this stuff! The graphics were great. Your style relies on actionscript which I think is pretty cool. The sound was perfectly coordinated. I like that! The interactivity was great in that there were so many different kinds of bean animations to do. And the humor... Who woulda thought so much could be done with beans? THIS IS GREAT! I hope it gets onto the front page of NewGrounds when it gets in!

[Alien Hominid]

1337!!1

W00T!!! ALL MY 5 R BELONG 2 THIS!!!

I gotta hand it to you... Working with Fulp on this was a GREAT idea! I love the frame by frame style sprite-work and EVERYTHING! But, you gotta add cheats or a bigger healthbar or like invulnerability power-ups or something because by the time I beat the mega-bot (the second one) I only have like one life left... YOU GOTTA IMPROVE AND MAKE A MASTERPIECE BETTER! IF YOU MAKE IT JUST A TINY BIT EASIER, IT WILL ROCK EVERYONE'S SOCKS!

This is an awesome game... I give a
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0
00 out of 5...

[Noodle Squad 2]

...

Do you think you could make the noodles slower in easy mode?

(I voted fifen)

[Hit Santa!]

Good!

However, there is one thing... You may want to have an options menu where you can choose a paintball gun or a snowball pitch, that way, if you can aim a snow-ball for crap, you can blast Santa's ass of! Pretty good... MAKE IT INTO AN ONLINE GREETING CARD BECAUSE THIS = PWNAGE!

AnonymousFlash responds:

thanks dude or in other words fo shizzle.. lol i always wanted to say that

[Superfishing]

Wow...

This game is incredible... I can not think of any way to help improve it... My high score was:
156441

[Flushed]

Bug...

The buttons do not work. Also, you may want to stream the music...

oOoDragonoOo responds:

Yea, they arnt butons u hit the space bar for everything. but thx il have to look into the music.

[Torture Chamber]

Good!

However, you may want to add a gravity adjust or something so that you can make the torture more interactive. Also, the background could be better... Other than that, fix the sound and you are good!

IF I got a dollar every time I voted 5 on this... I would have a dollar now...

[Splooge Invaders]

THIS GAME RAWX

I got a lot of crap on this game... And it's all good!

Crap 1:
HOW MANY LEVELS ARE IN THIS GAME? I mean, I can only get up to wave seven before he knocks her up one. This game gets too hard too fast (yes I intended the double meaning).

Crap 2:
Do you think you could put in some power-ups and level ups in an updated version? Something like bigger pill for 5 seconds or something? And like rail guns that blast the shit outta the cum?

Crap 3:
Good jarb! This game is awesome! I love it! You gotta update this or make some kinda demented sequal! This game pwnz! So all I can say is... AWESOME! During the intro thing, I was ROTFLMFAOWSMPBT!

Crap 4:
In case you do not know what "ROTFLMFAOWSMPBT" stands for, it stands for "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off While Shitting My Pants Big Time." Okay? And no, I was not really shitting my pants. It is (as most of you hopefully know) a figure of speech. Anyways, I particularly thought the instructions were funny.

Crap 5:
Long story short, this is an awesome game!

[flashforbeginners:script]

It was good...

However, the images were too small for my poor old eyes... I was not able to properly script this for some reason. Could you simplify this or put more depth into it. I have MX Pro 2004, and I can not relate to the maximum expectancy. Do you have a version for Flash MX Pro 2004? If not, could you work on this? However, I do give you a 5/5 because this is a high-quality tutorial for people with FMX5.