DieHardXG2's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fat GIrls on Bicycles]

Wow...

It's like Badger Badger Badger, but with a fat girl on a bike. I was laughing my ass off the whole time! SHE'S HUFFING! AND PUFFING! AND HUFFING! AND PUFFING! And going really slow!

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Awesome..

Just frickin' awesome... I couldn't even put three dots in the header for it because I couldn't wait to give it a review. I love this song! No wonder it's number one in the portal! I need to know where you get your creativity from! This gets my 5! I hope to see more work from you! You are incredible. The whole thing was so FUNNY!

[The Chicken or the egg!]

Nice...

It is noted that George Walker Bush is BELOW human kind in any and every way. I appreciate that you were able to update our evolutionary charts to something more accurate.

[Beautiful Star]

Wow...

You really had to watch the whole thing to appreciate it... That was pretty deep... 5.

[Ruth's Valentine Tips]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Seriously though, this was really good. All I can say is to make the sound of a slightly higher quality or to geta better mic if you could do that without going over the 5MB limit. I like it! Loads nice and fast on an 8MBPS connection, so I won't complain. You done good... You done good.

Wonchop responds:

Heh, well you gotta consider the dial-uppers

[eBaums world dot com]

Whoa...

Tell me more about this malicious code. My email is diehardxg2@yahoo(dot)com. Anyway, I really liked the flash, but I like ebaumsworld as a site, not as a portal for anything. You're right. He steals everything... EVERYTHING! Anywho, I hope you guys can shut down ebaumsworld and then steal his site and make it seem all ironic that his stealing stabbed him in the ass. Good luck, and stay in school! ^_^ ...Unlike Bauman...

[The Megaman Collab]

Nice...

Incredible... You did some pretty good stuff with the original Naruto theme. I really liked it. The only flaw I saw was the ending... You kinda lost creativity. That's the same way that the theme ends with the choppy zoom-out... But, that's it... It was great! I like the mini game! I hope to see more work from any of the authors soon!

[Ambush!]

Whoa...

That's just great... I've never seen anything of better animation quality. This is by far the best submission in terms of graphics and animation. I think you should do more and try to actually get something on TV! Your quality is top-notch! I hope to see more work from you! All my 5 R belong to this!

[A Morning Tragedy]

LOL FUNNY!

Disturbing... But funny...

[Sheindlin's Reign]

O_o... Damn... That's awesome... O_o...

I'm not even kidding! This rocks! Never before have I seen such great a comedy! This is the ultimate Judge Judy Parody! You gotta do a Mathis parody! I'll tell you why you got your ratings!

Graphics (8): You got an 8/10 on graphics because drawing didn't seem to be an emphasis. However, the JPEG quality more than made up for this. Particularly the Mech. The animation was well done over all... w00t!

Style (8): You seem to use sprites and graphics more than drawing. It kind of dropped your style rating... I like sprite movies and all, but it was just... So random... I think that's what the comedy made up for when I decided to make it an eight... w00t!

Sound (9): The sound was crystal clear! However, it got a little too loud or static filled at some points... Otherwise, great! YEYEYE!!!

Violence (10): Do I really have to explain this? WATCH IT! OMFG!!! All my 10 R Bl0ng 2 THIS!

Interactivity (3): You had buttons and a preloader... Good jarb!

Humor (10): It was just so damn funny! I don't know how to put the demented comedy of this into words! I practically fell out of my chair laughing the whole time! All my 10 R Bl0ng 2 THIS!

Overall: I evaluated your Flash as more a violent comedy, so it makes sense to give it a 10 because it did its purpose! All my 10 R Bl0ng to THIS!

Ultimately, this was one of the best Flashes I have ever seen that makes fun of real life events... W00t!!! ALL MY 5 R BELONG TO THIS! I hope to see more work from you! If you don't do a Mathis, do another one of these!!1oneone

You have been reviewed by:
Kenneth S. Janes